REAL Superheroes In Cincinatti??!! LMFAO

I don't even know what else to write. Just watch this ridiculously poor excuse for humanity on camera!! I had no idea people were this strange. Well at least we can turn this visual trash into our entertainment for the day.

Prince Ea a.k.a. Mr Vibe Magazine

If you've never heard of this lyrical powerhouse than I suggest you pay close attention. He goes by the name of Prince Ea and comes straight out of St. Louis, Missouri. Back in late 2008, VIBE Magazine held a contest entitled "VIBE Verses" that accepted video/audio entries from a slew of aspiring artists from across the country giving them a chance to win $5,000 in music recording equipment and a full page article in VIBE that from my understanding is an estimated value of $50,000, to whoever had the hottest verse. Immediately after watching Prince Ea's entry I was in complete awe and I knew in the back of my mind that he was sure to take the crown for hottest verse without question. Not only can this phenomenon flow but his lyrical content is extraordinary covering topics like politics, religion, worldly issues, and doing so in a unique and wise manner. He's also highly intelligent and is currently majoring in anthropology and minoring in biology at the honors college. Regardless of his busy school schedule he still manages to bless our very ears with beautiful music and I'm very pleased to put you bloggers on! Below I'm going to post first his VIBE magazine entry (The contest in which Prince Ea won!!!!), a video of him spitting 100 bars over Wale's Nikeboots instrumental, and last I'll post his new entry for the new VIBE Verse contest that just started. I will leave a link below so you all can vote!! Enjoy and remember who put you on first.

VOTE HERE!!!!

The Adventures Of DJ Spice Episode #3!!!!

This is the third installment of The Adventures Of DJ Spice series and this time Spice came bearing gifts for Al-Nitty! We enjoy a nice Guinness while Spice gives his "sneak' pick of the week" and explains his unfortunate delay of his latest addition to his High Times mix-tape saga Volume #23. Enjoy this comical prodigy in action!!!!

The Dynospectrum (Download Link + Audio Preview Included)

Let me start out by saying this is easily one of my favorite albums of all time! The Dynospectrum was an extremely underrated yet highly talented underground rap group from Minneapolis, Minnesota consisting of Beyond aka Musab(General Woundwart), Slug of Atmosphere(Sept Sev Sev Two), Swift of Phull Surkle(Mr. Gene Poole), and I-Self Divine of Micranots(Pat Juba). This extraordinary album was produced in its entirety by none other than the magical early works of Ant which is to this very day one half of Atmosphere. This album being the only one the Dynospectrum has done together, was recorded in a basement and released in 1998. Around that time of underground hip-hop, Minneapolis was building a strong name for themselves in that scene by surfacing some of the most eerie, talented, and intelligent emcees to date. Ant's early production as you may tell if you are familiar with his work, was very raw and gritty sampling some of the darkest jazz that smoothly rides over his divine drum hits creative nothing but classic hip-hop for your listening indulgence. Its a shame these emcees don't collide on tracks like they used to anymore because the lyrical content and supreme delivery brought to the table by these 4 menace's was nothing short of "the real deal holyfield". I can go on about this album for hours but let me just end this discussion with me(Al-Nitty) giving this masterpiece 5 stars and treating you all with an audio preview and download link below. Goto your local bodega and grab the freshest grape dutchess, fill it with some grade-A broccoli and enjoy this dark and eerie ride into the heart of Minneapolis's underground hip-hop scene of the late 90's.

DOWNLOAD ALBUM HERE!!!!!!

Reflection Eternal (Talib Kweli & Hi-Tek) Back Again!!!!

Talib Kweli's debut album with DJ Hi-Tek entitled "Reflection Eternal" was easily one of my favorite albums of all time and I'm sure most of you true heads out there will agree for the most part. It's been almost 9 years since this dynamic duo has reunited for a second album and they will most likely deliver the heat this coming summer of '09! I feel like a little kid on christmas eve waiting impatiently to see what gifts are in store for me that following morning when it comes to this album. Here is what appears to be a possible single off the album called "Back Again". The video shows Talib Kweli at the Chop Shop in New York with several interesting cameos one being Stay High 149 (Wayne Roberts) which is a pioneer in the graffiti game. I have some funny stories from hanging out with that guy a couple times back in the day ahha. Watch the video below.

Mos Def - Flowers (Ecstatic Teaser)

For all you Mos Def fans out there I'm sure you are just as ecstatic about this album as I am no pun intended. His new album is slated for a June 9th release and I pray and hope that he will bring the heat this time around because his last album "True Magic" didn't impress me. Heres a teaser that was put together by Coodie And Chike for Mos Def's 4th solo album entitled "Ecstatic". 

Air Jordan 1 Black/Red/Yellow Colorway....

An Air Jordan 1 has to be extremely nice for me to wanna wear it simply because A. they kill me feet like you cannot believe, and B. they just don't catch my eye as much as other sneakers tend to.  I enjoy this new colorway that has just surfaced the net because of its simplicity with the coloring and the varsity letter materialized swoosh that caught my eye instantly. The shoe features a pleasant black leather upper with yellow contrast stitching and red laces and outsole accompanied with that varsity letter swoosh I previously mentioned. Bad news is this is rumored to be an Asia exclusive only. Stay tuned for future information on this release.

EEAARRRLLLLYYY!!!!

Besides all of the DJ Spice posts, most of the material I put on this site has some sort of purpose and importance. Forgive me but I could not resist putting this video up a.s.a.p.! I went to highschool with this character and we used to be friends, but he moved away and I havent seen him in at least 6 years. I stumbled upon his myspace a couple months back and he constantly puts new videos up weekly that in my opinion are the most ridiculously hilarious videos to date! I introduce to you the mysterious Tony G.

P.S.- EEEEEEEAAAAARRRRLLLLYYYY!!!!

GET EMMMMMMMMMM' EARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DJ Spice Prank Call #2 (Al-Nitty)!!!!

Yours truly (Al-Nitty) originally was supposed to call Dj Spice back and impersonate being The Original Spice's (Dyllz) Italian mobster father! Unfortunately like the idiot I tend to be, I forgot to put *67 before the number so Spice instantly knew it was us ruining everything! I proceed with the jokes regardless if he knew or not i wasn't quitting. Watch this ridiculously outlandish video below. 

DJ Spice Prank Call # 1 (Dolla Dyllz)!!!!

Dolla Dyllz came up with a great concept for a video being that he would prank DJ Spice claiming he had the name first before our Jersey City native! Dolla Dyllz really gets spice heated. Watch the video below.

New Colorway Of The Nike Air Yeezy!!!!

With the release of the first installment to the Air Yeezy Trilogy last week, I must say I have never seen such hype revolve around a single shoe like this in my entire life! Last weekend was absolutely insane being that the absolute only thing on the masses minds was the Nike Air Yeezy. I fortunately was able to get a pair for myself and might I add that shoe is nothing short of pure flames! In the following months of May and June there will be the last 2 pairs of the trilogy releasing once again in limited numbers, but to my surprise a new sample picture has risen today for a possible 4th colorway! It features a perforated black leather upper with hints of grey throughout the toe box and lace holes accompanied with a fire red midsole and glow in the dark outsole. I have seen this shoe previously on Kanye's feet before shortly after he premiered them for the first time at the Grammy's in '08 but I never thought they were going to release since the first 3 colors he chose to come out with first haven't been seen before. No info on when and if these will release but I will be 100% sure to keep you posted. Feast your eyes on this insanely dope makeup of quite possibly the 4th Air Yeezy!

Swagger X Nike Sportswear Terminator Hi Supreme

When it comes to my favorite Nike silhouettes I can assure you that the Nike Terminator High is not one of them. That shoe just never moved me in any way even though there's a select few colorways that I enjoy, I certainly don't make it my top priority to throw these loafers on my feet. Aside from my opinion of this particular shoe style I've come to find this collaboration with Nike a tad bit interesting. Swagger(Clothing Line) is doing a collaboration with Nike by celebrating its 10Th Anniversary to produce this strange but interesting Nike Terminator Hi Supreme. According to sources, the reasoning behind the shoes mismatching is to supposedly create a mint chocolate theme which makes sense considering the shoes are surrounded by decadent chocolates. From the looks of it this shoe will most likely be an extremely limited release but thats just my assumption considering there is a custom wooden box involved. Still no info on the release date, availability, or price but I can guarantee you that The Official Tissue blog will deliver you such information once its available.

The Official Tissue Blog Has DJ Spice's "Mystery Hiking Satchel" Hostage!!!!!

"AL Nitty a.k.a. CEO of The Official Tissue"

"Dollar Sign Dyllz a.k.a. Larry The Cable Guy"

New BLU Track "LoveLine(s),DedicatedToLastFévrier"!!!!

This intensely talented MC seems to never fail me by bringing nothing but quality work to the table every single time! Blu's DJ Exile recently just put out a solo instrumental LP entitled "Radio". The entire album has an amazingly creative concept being that everything on the LP that is heard is sampled from nothing but a radio! He literally hooked his radio up directly into his Akai MPC2000xl and sampled everything from drums, guitar, static, vocals, commercials, basically anything heard on the album was sampled completely in its entirety from the radio only! This fresh new track from Blu is him rhyming over a track on Exile's Radio album called "Love Line". I just recently heard talk of a mixtape coming out using all of Exile's beats from the Radio LP with a slew of MC's blessing the instrumentals with their promising vocals and to my knowledge this is obviously going to be one of them. Listen to the track below and just relax.

The Adventures Of DJ Spice Episode #2!!!!

The Official Tissue blog is back live from "Chill-Town Jersey City" with the second installment of our new weekly series "The Adventures Of DJ Spice". Dj Spice got his panties all in a bunch once I showed him that he wasn't the only Dj Spice around via the internet. I know I said The Official Tissue will be showing new episodes weekly but Spice was incredibly eager to let the world know a.s.a.p. how he felt about the situation being that he claims to be the "original" Dj Spice, so I decided to post up the second episode within the same week. Soon I will be posting up some hilarious outtakes from before and after the previous adventures with this demented disc jockey. Enjoy.

Nike Air Classic BW Black/Red/White!!!!

Earlier this year in January of '09 Nike finally re-released the highly sought after OG colorway of the Nike Air Classic BW nicknamed the "Persian Violet BW's". When word got out that this shoe was going to be re-released again nothing but absolute mayhem rapidly spread throughout forums, blogs, sneaker sites etc. In my store the phone lines were ringing off the hook leaving me with absolutely no time to attend to every hungry hypebeast's appetite for this classic runner. Thoughts crossed my mind towards hiring a secretary just to handle the Persian BW inquiries. With all the madness aside, Nike left a lot of sneaker heads upset being that they decided to make this extraordinary classic runner an Asia exclusive also making them available at Nike.com only! Just when Nike finally starts to release quality product instead of 90% of the trash they've been occasionally flooding the market with, they have to go and make it an online and Asia exclusive only. Go figure. Well I certainly can't complain being that I was fortunate enough to get blessed with one. Now if you were part of the percentage that missed out on this astonishingly timeless beauty then your in luck. The wonderful masterminds of Nike took that Persian Violet silhouette and replaced the purple(Persian Violet) with Red giving this shoe a powerful new look, but at the same time giving it that same OG feel accompanied with a slight twist. When I first layed eyes upon the sample I automatically stated "I need 2 pairs!!!!". No confirmed release date other than its slated for a spring 2009 release, but the shoes are available right now at http://www.caliroots.com/ so act fast or 6 months from now you will be kicking yourself in the rectum for sleeping on this loafer for to long.

The Hotelicopter!!

While I was doing my daily routine of surfing the wonderful worldwide web I happened to stumble upon this highly questionable flying object branded with the name "The Hotelicopter". Originally a Soviet Mil V-12 helicopter which has now been modified into a 137 foot long Hotelicopter with a maximum speed of 158 mph, this 5-star hotel features 16 cabins with 2 suites including whirlpools, heated toilets, queen sized bed's etc..  Talk about flying with comfort and style. This esteemed Sikorsky Prize Award winning vehicle will do absolutely nothing but leave you speechless accompanied with extremely high hopes to one day become window seated into this extravagant piece of machinery. Video of the Hotelicopter below.

*UPDATE* - APRIL FOOLS!!